Camper-vaning Millaa Millaa Waterfalls and Tablelands, Queensland, Australia

Following the previous days snake excitement we drove from the beach area into the Tablelands. The road towards Millaa Millaa was winding and steep however our reward was to drive up to the most vivid double rainbow I have ever seen. The Tablelands are green and plentiful of trees and cattle, reminding me of Sussex in England. 

Our stay at the site in Millaa Millaa was brief due to us arriving at near darkness and leaving early to tour the three waterfalls near by. Australia being Australia is set up for tourists and the tourist route is a 15km road laid out so that the waterfalls can be visited in a loop and accessed by the free parking (which is everywhere here) available.

The waterfalls each different could be heard before your eyes were able to see them. With so many tourists travelling around we made an early start and stopped at Millaa Millaa falls first. 

Zillie Falls

Ellinjaa Falls

After the waterfalls was the long drive back towards the coast and to Townsville. Our destination was to catch the ferry to Magnetic Island. On route we took a detour to a shopping mall. After being inside for about 40 minutes, we walked back towards Martha (camper-van). As I went to get inside I saw a man opposite Martha holding what I thought was a snake bag. We went over to him as he retrieved a carpet python and secured it in the bag. Two snakes in two days! 
Only afterwards did it occur to us that the snake was close to Martha and that our snake had disappeared to the underside of the van. It couldn’t have been, could it?

A snake in the van! Ellis Beach, Queensland, Australia.

A warm evening in the camper-van, parked up where the ocean and beach meet led to choosing to leave the side and rear doors open for the night. No one else has pitched up near by and leaving the doors open cools the van and let’s me fall asleep listening the the waves lapping at the shore. 
I wake up in the night, it’s dark, quiet and I try to ignore that I need to go to visit the toilet. The waves lashing on the shore and are not helping me to relax. The moon lights up my clothes which are next to me and wriggle into them whilst still on the bed. I recall that my headlight is on the kitchen unit near by and that my shoes are tucked just beneath the bed within arms reach.
With my body sitting on the bed, I reach under to pick up my shoes. Something doesn’t feel right and my eyes focus on an object sliding. I jump back and question in my mind what I felt and saw, ‘I think there’s a snake in the van’! Then a few seconds later I reassure us both, ‘It’s only a small one’.
A jumps into action, grabs the light and shines in under the bed. ‘It’s not small’. We whisper to each other and come up with suggestions. Using my shaking hands I decide to Google ‘Snake in a van’. The choices to select on the illuminating screen mainly come from Daily Mail articles and include Man finds snake in (builders) van. All of which are useless and I put my phone down.
Questions and suggestions are batted between us whilst our visitor slithers beneath us.
‘How are we going to get it out?’
‘Could we give it some chicken?’ (I have a vision of a table draped with a cloth and A showing the snake a menu, ‘Grilled or fried?’) (That and we don’t have any chicken in the van!)
‘What did they say the other day?’ (At Hartley’s Crocodile Farm, I really should pay more attention when someone talks!)
‘Where is it now?’
And finally with A’s head still under the bed and me sitting in the centre of the bed, he asks me to look and see where the snake is. Barring in mind it is 4.30am, dark and in my mind a snake may be weaving his head up the back of the van AND who knows it may launch up at my face if it put my head over the headrests at the back. I say, ‘No!’

The reply is that we need to know what’s it’s doing and after about minute or so, I muster up the courage, turn the torch on, on my phone and peer over.
There he is brown, long and sliding, thankfully along the floor in the rear of the van. I see his head, triangular in shape, with dark eyes and a flicking forked tongue. I should point out that neither of us know our snakes. I watch him move with caution, ‘I can see his head and he’s going out the back’. This response is greeted with, ‘Take a photo, no one will believe us otherwise’. At this point I have a vision of Instagraming a live snake encounter, just to prove I’m telling the truth. I decline, for a moment until I see the snakes head disappear along the side of the van and then click. A has left the tail end of the bed and joined me. We watch the snake leave slowly. Both of us shocked, shaking and speaking in whispers, just in case he hears us.


The snake disappears, we don’t see where to due to the darkness outside. We sit quietly for a moment, before giving each other a did that really happen look and laughing at bizarreness of the moment. Laughter which carries on for the next few days in disbelief.
Both shaken we try to find out who our visitor was and laugh again when a snake expert posts:


Now wide awake with no chance of relaxing and going back to sleep, we visit the toilet, make a cup of tea and watch the sunrise on Ellis Beach. We check the ground every so often and place our seats a little way from the camper-van. After all who knows where the snake has gone? He was last seen slithering towards the underside of the van.


To be continued…….